Funny Rude Christmas Card, Sweary Adult Humour, Wonky Tree Xmas Greeting
£4.29
Funny Rude Christmas Card featuring a cheeky “Merry F***ing Christmas” message and comically wonky festive tree.
Professionally printed on premium 300gsm matte cardstock, blank inside and supplied with a kraft envelope. Measures 14.8 x 14.8 cm.
Unique design, you can be sure you’re buying something different!
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In stock
| Quantity | Discount | Discounted price |
| 3 | 10% | £3.86 |
| 4 - 5 | 15% | £3.65 |
| 6 - 7 | 20% | £3.43 |
| 8 + | 25% | £3.22 |
Funny Rude Christmas Card – Sweary Adult Humour with Wonky Christmas Tree
Bring a little less sentiment and a lot more laughter to Christmas with this funny rude Christmas card. Featuring a brilliantly blunt festive message and a Christmas tree that looks as though it has already had enough of the season, this cheeky design is made for anyone who appreciates adult humour. The front reads “Merry F***ing Christmas” in large, hand-drawn-style red lettering, creating a bold greeting that is difficult to miss.
Sitting above the message is a deliberately wonky Christmas tree that has clearly seen better days. Its crooked branches are decorated with colourful fairy lights, red and gold baubles, tinsel and a gold star, while fallen decorations and scattered pine needles complete the slightly chaotic look. Rather than the perfectly decorated tree found on traditional festive cards, this one captures the reality of Christmas when everything has become just a little bit too much.
A warm cream background with a distressed, vintage-inspired finish gives the artwork plenty of character. Combined with the informal lettering and hand-drawn illustration, it creates a retro Christmas card style that feels distinctive without becoming overly busy. The simple composition keeps the rude Christmas message firmly at the centre of the design while the bedraggled tree adds an extra visual joke.
This adult Christmas card is a great choice when a traditional seasonal greeting simply will not do. It is particularly well suited to friends and family members who enjoy cheeky, sweary or irreverent humour and are more likely to laugh at a rude Christmas card than appreciate something overly sentimental.
Suitable recipients include a husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, partner, brother, sister, friend, best mate or adult family member. It can also make a funny Christmas card for a colleague or co-worker, provided you know they will appreciate the humour. Its versatile design means it works equally well as a Christmas card for him or her, without being tied to one specific relationship.
Quality matters just as much as the joke. The card is professionally printed onto premium 300gsm matte white cardstock, giving it a substantial feel when held and helping the colours and illustrated details appear sharp and vibrant. The square 14.8 cm x 14.8 cm format provides plenty of room for the design while remaining a convenient size for giving or posting.
The inside is completely blank, leaving you free to add whatever message suits the recipient. Write a heartfelt Christmas greeting, continue the joke with something equally cheeky or simply sign your name. Unlike cards containing a pre-printed verse, the blank interior gives you plenty of flexibility to make your greeting as personal, rude or restrained as you like.
A quality brown kraft envelope is included, complementing the slightly rustic, vintage appearance of the design and making the card ready to write and send. Whether it is being posted across the country, slipped through a neighbour’s door or handed over with a Christmas present, you have everything needed to complete your festive greeting.
If you are searching for a funny Christmas card, rude Xmas card, sweary festive greeting or adult humour Christmas card that stands apart from traditional designs, this wonky tree card offers a memorable alternative. The combination of bold typography, retro styling and deliberately scruffy Christmas artwork makes it especially suited to people who enjoy dry, cheeky and slightly inappropriate humour.
Choose this “Merry F***ing Christmas” card for someone who would rather have a proper laugh than receive another predictable festive verse. Add your own message inside, pop it into the included kraft envelope and give your favourite Christmas troublemaker a greeting that feels much more like them.
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Helpful Information
To help your card arrive in time for Christmas, check the latest Royal Mail Christmas last posting dates before ordering close to the festive period.
For environmentally responsible disposal after the holidays, visit Recycle Now for guidance on recycling greetings cards and envelopes.
| Weight | 50 g |
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| Dimensions | 14.8 × 14.8 × 0.15 cm |
