Know someone who absolutely hates Brussels sprouts? This funny Brussels sprouts Christmas card is the perfect way to bring a little laughter to their festive celebrations! Featuring a mischievous cartoon sprout and a cheeky Christmas dinner joke, it’s a brilliant choice for anyone who believes those little green vegetables should be kept well away from their plate.
Whether you’re buying for a friend, family member or partner who refuses to eat sprouts, this humorous Christmas card captures one of Britain’s most familiar festive dinner debates.
A Hilarious Christmas Card for Sprout Haters
Christmas dinner wouldn’t be quite the same without someone complaining about Brussels sprouts! While some people love them, others would happily ban them from the festive menu altogether.
This funny Christmas greeting card celebrates that age-old disagreement with the message:
“BRUSSEL SPROUTS ARE EVIL – KEEP THEM AWAY FROM MY PLATE!”
The design features a large, bright green Brussels sprout with angry eyebrows, menacing eyes, sharp teeth and a wicked grin. Bold black and red lettering stands out against a clean white background, creating an eye-catching design that’s full of character.
It’s a wonderfully cheeky alternative to traditional Christmas cards featuring snowmen, reindeer and Father Christmas.
Perfect for Friends, Family and Anyone Who Hates Sprouts
Looking for a funny Christmas card for someone who always leaves their Brussels sprouts untouched? This festive food joke is particularly suitable for:
- Friends who complain about sprouts every Christmas.
- Husbands who refuse to eat Brussels sprouts with their roast dinner.
- Wives who would rather have extra roast potatoes.
- Boyfriends, girlfriends and partners who dislike Christmas vegetables.
- Mums and dads who aren’t fans of traditional festive greens.
- Grandparents who enjoy a little cheeky Christmas humour.
- Brothers and sisters who have hated sprouts since childhood.
- Colleagues who enjoy funny Christmas cards and food-related jokes.
- Fussy eaters who carefully avoid vegetables on their dinner plates.
- Anyone who believes Christmas dinner is better without Brussels sprouts.
Whether it’s for your best friend, a family member or someone who enjoys classic British humour, this amusing Christmas card offers a fun and thoughtful way to send your festive wishes.
Premium Quality Christmas Greeting Card
A funny design deserves a quality finish. This Brussels sprouts Christmas card is professionally printed on premium 300gsm matte white cardstock, giving it a substantial feel and a smooth, attractive appearance.
The sharp, vibrant printing brings the mischievous green sprout illustration to life, while the bold lettering makes the joke easy to read.
Measuring 14.8 cm x 14.8 cm, the card has a square format that showcases the colourful cartoon artwork beautifully.
Each card comes complete with a quality brown kraft envelope, providing a simple, natural-looking finishing touch.
Blank Inside for Your Own Christmas Message
The card is blank inside, giving you complete freedom to write your own festive greeting.
Keep things traditional with a warm Christmas wish, add a personal message or continue the Brussels sprouts joke with something cheeky.
You could even remind the recipient that you’ll happily take any unwanted sprouts off their plate!
With plenty of space for your handwriting, it’s easy to make this funny Christmas card feel personal and thoughtful.
A Cheeky Alternative to Traditional Christmas Cards
Not everyone wants a sentimental Christmas greeting. Sometimes, a funny card that reflects someone’s personality or favourite complaint is much more memorable.
This humorous sprout-hater Christmas card is ideal for people who appreciate a good laugh, particularly when the joke involves Christmas dinner.
Its playful design, recognisable festive theme and distinctly British sense of humour make it a great choice for sharing a smile during the Christmas season.
If you’re looking for a funny Brussels sprouts Christmas card for friends or family, this cheeky festive greeting is a lovely way to show you’ve thought about what makes them laugh.
Make your favourite sprout-hater smile this Christmas with a card that says exactly what they’re thinking when the Brussels sprouts arrive at the dinner table!
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Helpful Information
To help your card arrive in time for Christmas, check the latest Royal Mail Christmas last posting dates before ordering close to the festive period.
For environmentally responsible disposal after the holidays, visit Recycle Now for guidance on recycling greetings cards and envelopes.

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