Bring a little extra cheer to the festive season with this funny Christmas card for her, featuring the brilliantly muddled message “Merry Drunk I’m Christmas”. Combining retro glamour, cocktail humour and classic festive styling, it is a playful way to wish someone a Merry Christmas while giving them a good laugh at the same time.
Inspired by vintage 1950s artwork, the design features a glamorous woman wearing a traditional Santa hat and raising a cocktail glass with a festive smile. The bold green “Merry Drunk” lettering is followed by the punchline “I’m Christmas”, turning a familiar seasonal greeting into a cheeky drinking joke. Finished with a traditional red, green and white colour palette, the design has plenty of nostalgic Christmas charm while still feeling fun and distinctive.
This boozy Christmas card is particularly well suited to someone who enjoys cocktails, Christmas parties, festive drinks or a good old-fashioned tipple. Whether they are partial to gin, wine, prosecco or simply enjoy celebrating with friends and family, the humorous wording makes this a memorable alternative to a conventional seasonal greeting. It is cheeky without needing an overly complicated joke, making it easy to understand and perfect for raising a smile as soon as the envelope is opened.
Looking for a funny Christmas card for a friend or relative? The versatile humour makes this design suitable for a wide range of recipients. It could be given to your best friend, sister, mum, daughter, wife, girlfriend, female friend or work colleague. It is also a fun option for a Secret Santa exchange, particularly when you are shopping for someone known for enjoying a festive drink or having a dry sense of humour.
The card is printed on premium 300gsm matte white cardstock, providing a substantial, quality feel when held. High-quality printing gives the retro illustration and festive colours a sharp, vibrant and professional finish, helping the design make an impression whether it is handed over in person or displayed amongst other Christmas cards.
Measuring 14.8 cm x 14.8 cm, this square Christmas card offers a generous amount of space without being unnecessarily large. The format gives the vintage-inspired artwork plenty of room to stand out and makes the card an attractive addition to a mantelpiece, shelf or festive card display.
Inside, the card has deliberately been left blank. Rather than being restricted by a pre-printed verse, you have plenty of room to write exactly what you want. Add a heartfelt Christmas wish, continue the drinking joke, write a personal message or simply sign your name. This flexibility makes the card equally suitable for close family members, friends, partners and colleagues.
An envelope is also included, so the card is ready to write and give to your chosen recipient. The combination of quality cardstock, professional printing and a practical blank interior means you get a greeting card that feels considered and personal while keeping the focus firmly on the humorous design.
For shoppers searching for something a little different from traditional Christmas greetings, this retro Christmas card brings together vintage style and modern festive humour. The glamorous 1950s-inspired illustration gives it a nostalgic appearance, while the cocktail and “Merry Drunk I’m Christmas” wording add the playful twist. It works especially well for adults who appreciate cheeky humour without relying on offensive language.
It is also a great choice when you want the card itself to feel like part of the present. Pair it with a Christmas gift, include it with a Secret Santa present or give it on its own as a light-hearted festive gesture. The recognisable drinking theme makes it particularly appropriate for Christmas party lovers and anyone whose festive celebrations usually involve raising a glass.
Whether you are buying for your best friend, sister, mum, daughter, wife, girlfriend, female friend or work colleague, this funny boozy Christmas card offers a cheerful way to make your seasonal message stand out. With its retro cocktail design, premium 300gsm cardstock, vibrant print, blank interior and included envelope, it has everything you need to send a personal Christmas greeting with an extra helping of humour.
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Helpful Information
To help your card arrive in time for Christmas, check the latest Royal Mail Christmas last posting dates before ordering close to the festive period.
For environmentally responsible disposal after the holidays, visit Recycle Now for guidance on recycling greetings cards and envelopes.
