Cheeky Valentine’s Day Card for Couples – Funny Adult Humour Card for Husband, Wife, Boyfriend and Girlfriend

This Valentine’s Day card is not polite.
It’s rude, sweary, and designed for couples who show love through banter, sarcasm and the occasional fk-off joke**.

This card delivers very rude humour. The tone is cheeky and affectionate — offensive by design, but meant with love (and a wicked sense of humour).

If your relationship thrives on laughs, eye-rolling and “I can’t believe you bought this” energy, this is the card.

Why It Works

• Adult humour only – clearly intended for grown-ups, not the easily offended

• Perfect Valentine’s gift for partners who appreciate rude jokes and honest humour

Card Details & Quality

• High-quality professionally printed with sharp vibrant colours.

• Printed on 300gsm white matte premium cardstock

• Square format for a modern, standout look

• Measures 14.8 cm x 14.8 cm

• Envelope included, ready to gift

• Blank inside for your own message — sweet, rude, or somewhere in between

This is the Valentine’s card for couples who skip the clichés and go straight for the laugh.
Rude. Funny. Slightly inappropriate. Absolutely intentional.

DELIVERY INFORMATION:

I post all orders First Class post and usually dispatch within 1-2 working days (Monday to Friday).

*Need it in a hurry?

At checkout, you’ll see an option to upgrade to Tracked 24 (usually arrives within 48 hours).

Tracked 24 orders go straight to the front of the queue and are printed same or next business day.

All cards are posted in protective packaging so your card arrived in pristine condition.

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Sale is for one card and envelope. All other items are for display purposes only.