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We specialise in adult offensive 18+ Birthday cards which are professionally printed using premium cardstock and come with a quality envelope.

We are currently closed and products from our shop will be unavailable until we re-open on 2nd January 2026.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all our customers!
All-these-other-birthday-cards-are-shit

Funny Birthday Card for Friends, All These Other Birthday Cards are Shit

£3.49
Dirty-30-birthday-card

Dirty 30 Birthday Card, For Men and Women, Family and Friends

£3.49
I-Put-the-Dirty-in-30-birthday-card

I Put the Dirty in 30, 30th Birthday Card For Men and Women, Family and Friends

£3.49
Well-Fuck-A-Doodle-Doo-30-birthday-card

Rude 30th Birthday Card For Women, Offensive Birthday Card – Seventy, Thirty Well Fuck A Doodle Doo

£3.49
30-and-still-fucking-fabulous-birthday-card

Rude 30th Birthday Card for Women, Adult Humour Card, 30 and Still Fucking Fabulous

£3.49
30-Years-Awesome-Days-Hours-Minutes-birthday-card

30 Years of Being Awesome, 30th Birthday Card For Men and Women, Family and Friends

£3.49
Happy-birthday-you-absolute-fucking-legend

Rude Birthday Card for Friends, Offensive Funny Insult Card, Happy Birthday You Fucking Legend

£3.49
Christ-on-a-Bike-its-your-birthday-card

Christ on a Bike Birthday Card For Men and Women, Family and Friends

£3.49
Half-a-fucking-hundred-50th-birthday-card

Inappropriate 50th Birthday Card For Men and Women, Half a Fucking Hundred

£3.49
Seriously-fucking-old-birthday-card

Rude Birthday Card for Friends, Offensive Funny Insult Card, Seriously Fucking Old

£3.49
Old-people-texting-codes-birthday-card-std-ad

Old People Texting Codes Birthday Card For Men and Women, Family and Friends

£3.49
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Rude 60th Birthday Card for Women, Adult Humour Card, 60 and Still Fucking Fabulous

£3.49
50-and-still-fucking-fabulous-birthday-card

Rude 50th Birthday Card for Women, Adult Humour Card, 50 and Still Fucking Fabulous

£3.49
40-and-still-fucking-fabulous-birthday-card

Rude 40th Birthday Card for Women, Adult Humour Card, 40 and Still Fucking Fabulous

£3.49
another-year-older-and-still-fucking-fabulous-birthday-card

Rude Birthday Card for Women, Adult Humour Card, Another Year Older and Still Fucking Fabulous

£3.49
21-Years-Awesome-Days-Hours-Minutes-birthday-card

21 Years of Being Awesome, 21st Birthday Card For Men and Women, Family and Friends

£3.49
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