Add some grown-up humour to the festive season with this funny Christmas card featuring the brilliantly muddled message, “Merry Drunk, I’m Christmas”. A playful twist on the traditional Christmas greeting, it is an ideal choice when you want to send something a little cheekier than the usual snowmen, robins and sentimental seasonal wishes. With its bold retro styling and drinking-themed humour, this card is made for anyone who enjoys a festive tipple and a good laugh.
The design features eye-catching red and green lettering against a clean white background, creating a recognisably festive look with plenty of personality. A distressed vintage-style finish gives the typography a fun retro character, while the small starburst details complete the playful design. The result is a humorous Christmas card that feels seasonal without taking Christmas too seriously.
The “Merry Drunk, I’m Christmas” message makes this a particularly good choice for people who love Christmas parties, trips to the pub, festive drinks or simply sharing a joke over the holidays. Whether the recipient enjoys a Christmas pint, a glass of something festive or is simply known for having a brilliant sense of humour, the design delivers the joke as soon as the envelope is opened.
This funny drinking Christmas card is suitable for a wide range of recipients. Send it to a friend, best friend or mate who appreciates cheeky humour, or choose it as a funny Christmas card for a husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend or partner. It can also make a light-hearted festive greeting for a brother, sister, colleague or workmate. Its versatile wording means you can choose the recipient yourself rather than being limited by a relationship-specific message printed on the front.
Made from premium 300gsm matte white cardstock, the card has a substantial, quality feel in the hand. The high-quality printing produces a sharp, vibrant and professional finish, helping the red and green artwork stand out clearly. The matte cardstock complements the vintage-inspired design while giving the card a smart finish suitable for sending or handing to someone in person.
Measuring 14.8 cm x 14.8 cm, this square Christmas card provides a generous format without being unnecessarily oversized. The front design has plenty of visual impact, while the inside is completely blank. This gives you plenty of room to personalise the card with your own Christmas wishes, private joke, heartfelt message or suitably cheeky festive comment.
Leaving the inside blank also makes the card more versatile. You can keep your message short and amusing, write something more meaningful or fill the space with your own seasonal banter. This is especially useful when buying for a close friend or family member, as you are free to make the greeting as personal as you like.
An envelope is included, so the card is ready for you to write and send. This makes it a convenient choice when you want a distinctive Christmas greeting without having to find a suitable envelope separately. The square shape, premium card and colourful retro artwork combine to create a polished finished product.
If you are searching for a funny Christmas card for a friend, a drinking humour Xmas card for a mate, a cheeky festive card for your partner or an amusing Christmas greeting for a colleague, this design offers an easy alternative to traditional seasonal cards. It works particularly well for adults who prefer witty, light-hearted Christmas humour over overly sentimental messages.
Christmas is often about sharing food, drinks and laughter with the people who make the season enjoyable, and this card captures that spirit with a simple joke that is easy to understand and hard to miss. The deliberately mixed-up “Merry Drunk, I’m Christmas” greeting brings a little party humour to the occasion while the classic red and green palette keeps the design unmistakably festive.
Choose this retro funny Christmas card for someone who enjoys festive drinking humour, cheeky seasonal jokes and cards with plenty of personality. Add your own message inside, pop it into the included envelope and give a friend, mate, partner, family member or colleague an extra reason to smile this Christmas.
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Helpful Information
To help your card arrive in time for Christmas, check the latest Royal Mail Christmas last posting dates before ordering close to the festive period.
For environmentally responsible disposal after the holidays, visit Recycle Now for guidance on recycling greetings cards and envelopes.
