Funny Christmas Card – Christmas Calories Don’t Count
Celebrate the festive season with a Christmas card that’s guaranteed to raise a smile before the presents are even opened. Featuring the playful slogan “Christmas Calories Don’t Count”, this funny Christmas card is the perfect choice for anyone who believes that mince pies, chocolates, biscuits and an extra glass of wine are simply part of the magic of Christmas. Combining vintage-inspired artwork with light-hearted humour, it’s an ideal way to spread festive cheer to friends, family and colleagues alike.
The front of the card showcases a glamorous 1950s-inspired pin-up woman dressed in festive attire, complete with a classic Santa hat, elegant red dress and stylish green accessories. Holding a chocolate chip cookie in one hand and a glass of red wine in the other, she perfectly captures the carefree spirit of Christmas indulgence. Set against a warm cream background with bold retro typography, the nostalgic design has the timeless appeal of classic advertising artwork while delivering a modern joke that many people can relate to.
If you’re looking for a funny Christmas card that stands out from traditional festive designs, this one is sure to be remembered. Whether you’re sending Christmas wishes to a best friend, husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, mum, dad, sister, brother or work colleague, the humorous message makes it suitable for almost anyone with a good sense of humour. It’s especially perfect for food lovers, wine enthusiasts, baking fans or anyone who enjoys embracing the festive season without worrying about counting calories.
Designed with both quality and presentation in mind, every card is professionally printed to produce a crisp, vibrant finish that brings the retro artwork to life. The colours are rich and eye-catching, while the premium 300gsm matte white cardstock provides a substantial, high-quality feel that’s a pleasure to give and receive. Measuring 14.8cm x 14.8cm, the square format offers plenty of room for the striking front design while remaining easy to post and display throughout the Christmas season.
Each card comes complete with a matching envelope, making it ready to send or hand-deliver straight away. Inside, the card is left completely blank, giving you the freedom to write your own heartfelt, humorous or personal Christmas message. Whether you’re sharing festive wishes, an inside joke or simply letting someone know you’re thinking of them, you’ll have plenty of space to make your greeting truly personal.
Retro-inspired Christmas cards continue to grow in popularity thanks to their timeless style and nostalgic charm. This design combines the glamour of classic pin-up illustration with contemporary festive humour, creating a unique greeting card that feels both stylish and entertaining. Rather than relying on traditional Christmas imagery alone, it offers something a little different for those who appreciate vintage aesthetics and witty seasonal jokes.
This novelty Christmas greeting card is suitable for a wide range of recipients and occasions, from Secret Santa gifts and office Christmas parties to stocking fillers and festive table place settings. It also makes an excellent choice if you enjoy giving cards that reflect the recipient’s personality rather than settling for generic seasonal designs. The humorous “Christmas Calories Don’t Count” message is relatable, cheerful and guaranteed to bring a smile during the festive celebrations.
Whether you’re shopping early for Christmas or searching for the perfect finishing touch to accompany a thoughtful gift, this retro funny Christmas card offers the perfect combination of quality, humour and festive style. With its premium materials, professionally printed finish, vintage-inspired artwork and universally appealing joke, it’s a memorable way to send your Christmas wishes and help make someone’s festive season even brighter.
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Sale is for one card and envelope. All other items are for display purposes only.
Helpful Information
To help your card arrive in time for Christmas, check the latest Royal Mail Christmas last posting dates before ordering close to the festive period.
For environmentally responsible disposal after the holidays, visit Recycle Now for guidance on recycling greetings cards and envelopes.
