Bring a little cheeky humour to the festive season with this funny Christmas card featuring the memorable message “Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal”. Bold, playful and designed to raise a smile, it is a brilliant alternative to traditional Christmas cards filled with snow-covered cottages and sentimental greetings. If you are looking for a Christmas card with personality, this humorous design is made for someone who appreciates a good joke and a bit of festive banter.
The front of the card combines bold red and green lettering with a striking black background, creating an eye-catching design that immediately stands out. Festive holly, red berries and decorative stars add a traditional seasonal touch while keeping the overall look fun and contemporary. The result is a cheeky Christmas card that balances classic festive styling with irreverent humour, making it ideal for anyone who prefers their Christmas wishes with a little more character.
Printed with a sharp, vibrant professional finish, this card has been designed to look just as good in person as it does on screen. The clear lettering and rich festive details help create a polished appearance, while the premium 300gsm matte white cardstock gives the card a substantial, quality feel in the hand. It is a thoughtful choice when you want a funny Xmas card that still feels well made and suitable for giving as part of your Christmas celebrations.
Measuring 14.8 cm x 14.8 cm, the square format provides plenty of space without feeling oversized. The card is blank inside, giving you complete freedom to write exactly what you want. Add a simple “Merry Christmas”, write a heartfelt seasonal message, continue the joke from the front, or fill the space with your own private banter. Because there is no pre-printed message inside, you can easily make the greeting as funny, warm, sentimental or personal as the recipient deserves.
An envelope is included, making the card convenient for giving in person or preparing to send to someone special. Whether it is accompanying a Christmas present, being exchanged at a festive gathering or simply being sent as a seasonal greeting, everything you need to personalise the card is ready for you.
This funny Christmas card is suitable for a wide range of adult recipients, particularly those who enjoy cheeky humour. It can make a great Christmas card for a friend, best mate, husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend or partner. It is also suitable for family members who appreciate this style of humour, as well as colleagues and other adults with whom you share a playful sense of humour. The versatile wording means you are not restricted to one specific relationship, making it a useful choice when you want something more distinctive than a conventional recipient-specific card.
For friends, the humorous design is perfect for celebrating the jokes and banter you share throughout the year. For a husband, wife or partner, the blank interior provides room to balance the cheeky front with a more affectionate personal message. It can also work well as a funny Christmas card for a colleague when this type of humour suits your relationship, bringing a light-hearted touch to festive card exchanges.
The combination of festive colours, holly, berries and stars ensures the design still feels unmistakably Christmassy. At the same time, the “Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal” message gives it the playful edge that makes it memorable. It is particularly well suited to shoppers searching for funny Christmas cards for adults, cheeky Xmas greetings, humorous festive cards or an alternative Christmas card for someone with a mischievous sense of humour.
Made from premium 300gsm matte white cardstock, professionally printed and supplied with an envelope, this square Christmas card combines humour with a quality finish. Its blank interior also means your own words remain an important part of the greeting rather than being squeezed around a generic printed verse.
If traditional festive greetings feel a little too predictable for the person you have in mind, this cheeky Christmas card offers a fun way to make them smile. Add your own message inside and give them a Christmas greeting with plenty of festive personality.
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Helpful Information
To help your card arrive in time for Christmas, check the latest Royal Mail Christmas last posting dates before ordering close to the festive period.
For environmentally responsible disposal after the holidays, visit Recycle Now for guidance on recycling greetings cards and envelopes.
